My favourite “Quote of the Day” updates.
“You suck. And by that I mean you kick so much ass that when asses see you coming they cringe and hide out of pure untainted fear. I love you. =)” — Youtube Comment
“Apparently, if you eat Oreo’s you’re supporting same sex marriage, and if you buy girl scout cookies you’re supporting transgender rights. Who knew that equality could be so damn delicious? ”
“I love how the internet has improved people’s grammar far more than any English teacher has. If you write “your” instead of “you’re” in English class, all you get is a red mark. Mess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul. — K Whatley
“I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them! I’m a prostitute of feelings!” — Unknown (funny bugger!)
“Anyone who doesn’t think they have anything to learn will never get any better. And they are an asshole.” — Nathan Fillion
“DOMA is gone! Horses can now marry humans, which will lead to the inevitable centaur uprising. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN” – Paul Verhoeven
“If you’re male and you like Twilight, you’re gay. I don’t mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the “you want to put your testicles against another man’s testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair” kind of way.” — The Oatmeal