Because I had nothing to do for an hour or so…
You know, because I am busy being an umemployed bum…
And I was browsing some new blogs and came across an interesting blog hoppy thing on a new blog that I am quickly learning to love… I thought I’d fill in some time.
Fact: I had braces for seven years. Yep. Non-stop, seven years. The really sad thing is my teeth are more stuffed up than before I had them due not in a small way to the incompetent orthodontist who refused to do his job properly. I got them just after my 11th birthday. They were taken off just shy of my 18th.
Fact: My high school was a nunnery. Sisters of Mercy. Shit you not. As a result, I am the most confused and disillusioned Catholic possibly ever.
Fact: I believe in ghosts. Yeup. I do. I could tell you why but then you’d probably poke fun at me and never speak to me again.
Fact: I have Dyscalculia. Google it. Basically means that maths and I do not get on. At all.
Fact: In high school, my Legal Studies teacher said I would never end up in a job that involved law. I ended up working in conveyancing and litigation for seven years. My maths teacher also said I would never end up in a job where maths was necessary. I ended up working in superannuation. Yes, I can get around the dyscalculia with a calculator whilst doing defined benefit calculations… and apparently you don’t really need to go to school for all that time and waste all that money to learn to be a lawyer since I could spell better and often knew more about conveyancing law than most solicitors who contacted me.
Fact: I hate soft drinks… aka soda for my American friends. I don’t like the bubbles. The only time I like Coke is when there’s Bacardi involved.
Fact: I think that Vegemite originates from the Devil’s arsehole. I am Australian and I hate the stuff and I am not afraid to admit it.
Fact: I hate housework. The only time I willingly do it is when I am severely jacked-off at something (or someone… not looking at a particular manbeast…) and then it will be done violently. With much swearing.